Greater Boston is written and produced by Alexander Danner and Jeff Van Dreason, with recording and technical assistance from Marck Harmon.

In order of appearance, this episode featured:

• James Capobianco as Dipshit Poletti (he/him)
• Lydia Anderson as Gemma Linzer-Coolidge (she/her)

Charlie on the MTA recorded by Emily Peterson and Dirk Tiede.

Content warnings:

• Strong language