COLD OPEN CHUCK OCTAGON — Jeff Van Dreason What’s your favorite historical fact or story about Boston history? Male Interview 1 The…Boston Tea Party I think it was? When they dumped the tea in the…in the uhh…ocean? Chuck Octagon Mmhmm.
Male Interview 1 So I like that one. And because why is because they relate it to a game? Assasin’s Creed?
[Charlie on the MTA begins playing]
So I…I they…they like you know kinda made — moderate it, kinda? So I kinda [indistinguishable] I really liked it, so. You know kinda I…I remembered it.
Chuck Octagon Be honest with me. Is the first time you learned about the Boston Tea Party, was it through Assasin’s Creed?
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STAY JUICY IN ST JOHN — Ryan Estrada
I have a very strong distaste for raisins, craisins, blaisins, plaisins, cherraisins, banaisins and other such “humiliated fruits,” as they’re called here in Canada. Is it possible that I choked to death on a piece of fruitcake in a former life?