Why do I think I’m here? [Laughs] Well that’s a really existential question that I don’t think that I was exactly prepared for, but okay. Let’s see, uh. I am…a human person on this Earth. And I think…one of the reasons that I’m here is because I have such great friends.
[Charlie on the MTA begins.]
Like…like not just, like here to make friends, but…I’m…*still*…*here*…because I have such great friends who are always there for me.
CHUCK OCTAGON – Jeff Van Dreason What do you think the value of professional sports in the Boston community is?
Oh, it’s — ohhhh. (laughs). Ugh. It’s valued very highly. Everyone loves sports in Boston. Ugh. I mean — CHUCK OCTAGON Do you? INTERVIEW 1 No.
[Charlie on the MTA begins to play]
CHUCK OCTAGON (laughs) INTERVIEW 1
Anytime there’s a game, like, because I take the train a lot, anytime there’s a Red Sox game, or like a hockey game, like …I know, because everyone looks exactly the same. (pause). Yeah. CHUCK OCTAGON (laughs) And they’re all acting the same too — INTERVIEW 1 Yes. Very drunk. CHUCK OCTAGON Yeah (laughs). INTERVIEW 1 Yes.
INTERVIEW I’m a person who likes to be with other people, but definitely likes my alone time. When I’m with other people, I like to be lively, and fun, and active, and engaged. I like to have a lot of fun, but I like to accomplish things.
And why I’m here on earth? Hm… I think my siblings needed a baby of the family.
Previously, in Greater Boston:
FAKE NICA I’m Dimitri’s big sister, Nica! Together, we solve great mysteries.
ISABELLE She’s been hit by that stuff. The beans. And they’re hot.
MALLORY I don’t want to talk about it.
ADA WEST Dear Daddy, Mommy said that you and she aren’t married anymore. That made me sad, and I cried.
OLIVER WEST Well. Okay then.
[Sound of Oliver’s escape capsule building up pressure and launching.